got 6 small council: no one
Tommen announces that there will be no trial by combat allowed to determine Cersei’s fate. Or Loras, but who really cares about him. We are v sad. And also amazed that Tommen is stupid and disloyal enough to betray his own mother. WTF is happening.
Catie Stewart: SHIT does this mean no CleganeBowl???
Sarah Crawford: UM YEAH WTF everyone was counting on that! Although I guess that is the writers’ strong suit. Just when we think it’s so close to the end of this whole plotline and we have everything figured out, we’re WRONG. Of course.
Also do you think Tommen really has no clue that he’s a bastard of incest and if Cersei’s trial goes bad then he’s gonna die too?? Or at least be kicked off the throne. I wonder how far the High Sparrow is willing to go… would he kick his most loyal follower off the throne?
Cat Stew: I feel like (the Sparrow) would totally kick him out. He only wants him cause he's a follower and important.
Sar Craw: Yeah, I’m just wondering how far everyone’s delusion go. Does the Sparrow believe the Faith will really survive without Tommen? Does Tommen believe that he’s actually Robert Baratheon’s son / safe from being destroyed by the Faith? Is Cersei still going to find a way to beat everyone at the game of thrones?
Tyrion is once again attempting to make conversation with Missandei and Grey Worm. They both end up telling better jokes than Tyrion does.
Cat Stew: GREYWORM HAHAHAH
HE IS MY FAV
He is my baby
Sar Craw: Back at it again with the amazingly awkward small talk between Grey Worm, Missandei, and Tyrion. I love it. Where’s Varys, again? Back in Westeros?
Stephen Gold: Yeah, he is. He said he needed to go win support for Danaerys before she sets sail.
Edmure is pathetic, as usual. Jaime and Brienne are reunited and we hope for a kiss to no avail. Edmure sells out to the Lannisters and the Blackfish is probably going to die because of it.
Cat Stew: I just don't really care about Edmure…
Also I really wanted Jaime and Bri to get it.
Sar Craw: I know, they were SO close to kissing when she was leaving his tent… This is so Romeo and Juliet except for Jaime’s the fair maiden lol.
Cat Stew: Effing pissed at Edmure he's the worst person. Like you don't even know your wife and child. Stop this.
I hope Blackfish takes his men and goes…
BLACKY NO. Like I get honor but wtf you're the worst. Stuff your honor and help your great niece she's the only one worth saving!
Sar Craw: Lol shout out to you for remembering she’s his **great** niece. But also RIP Blackfish :’(
Wait do you think he really died or are you sticking to your “If we don’t see the death on-screen, the character’s still alive” motto??
Cat Stew: Nah man. Who said he was dead?
Sar Craw: I just assumed he was at first because the scene makes it seem like he's marching off to his death.
Cat stew: I could totally see him being alive though. Like as a prisoner. Or maybe Jaime lets him go?
Sarah Crawford: Yeeee that would be awesome. Or he could escape cause hasn't he done that before? That's like part of the story behind his name, right? (Nope, not at all. Lol.)
Cat stew: Oooh yeah that's true!!
RANDOM PIECE OF FOREST WHERE THE BAND OF BROS ARE CHILLIN
The Hound meets the Brotherhood without Banners. They invite him to join. He doesn’t really answer. We still can’t decide if Lady Stoneheart is going to happen.
Cat Stew: I BET STONEHEART IS HERE
(Stoneheart is nowhere to be found. Catie goes silent.)
Cat Stew: The Waif has the facial expressions of a psychopath.
Sar Craw: The Waif IS a psychopath.
Cat Stew: This has got to be a trap I know she's hurt but Arya is actively leaving a trail…
Sar Craw: Yeah Arya’s not an idiot. She’s got a plan.
Cat Stew: SHES ABOUT TO KICK ASS. IN THE DARK.
SHIT YEAH ARYA YOU BEAT THE MANY FACED GOD YOU GO GIRL YAS QUEEN YAS
I am so proud of our baby girl right now.
Cat Stew: Sansa is totally like Susan from Narnia. She was a jerk but then became not.
Sar Craw: Dude yas. Do you think next episode will only be the battle?
Cat stew: It looks like it! I hope not though.
Sar Craw: Same and I feel like they have soooo much to do by the end of the season, they can’t afford to spend a whole episode in one place.
Cat stew: Right! I totally think STONEHEART though. (you know you're too obsessed when your phone auto-caps GoT-related words)
Sar Craw: Rly?? I feel like they’re out of time.
(And a lot of people agree with me - since she didn’t show up this episode, but Beric Dondarrion did, it doesn't look likely.)
Cat stew: Bro but … Why would they bring up the Band of Brothers then?
Sar Craw: Good point. Maybe they’ll fight with Sansa?
Cat stew: Ooh I would love that. They hate the Freys.
Sar Craw: Yeeee. They said they’re gonna fight the White Walkers so I guess that's their purpose for being here… Also if they believe in the Lord of the Light, they might think Dany is the Prince that was Promised when she shows up and follow her.
Stephen: Where tf is Bran?!
Sar Craw: Oh yeah…? As much as he normally annoys the crap out of me, I do want to see more visions.